ZERO CUT

SIDE ROAD 02

Just One
Tiny Thing

Yan has finally learned to charge. Saying no costs extra.

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Cultivation comedy · mildly censored language

Yan takes coins from a grey-sleeved customer before starting the next order.

Yan: Ingredients up front. Balance on pickup. Customer: Done.

Yan closes the cash box, smiling toward the Master. The Egg waits on the counter.

Yan: Look at that. Money that exists. Egg: A big improvement.

A grey-sleeved hand makes a tiny pinching gesture beside a sample crescent bun.

Customer: They're for my sister's wedding. Could we make them a little more festive?

Yan raises a confident finger. Her expression says that no job could be too much trouble.

Yan: A wedding? You should've said! We'll make them beautiful.

Flour-dusted fingers pinch intricate folds into a tray of little flower-shaped buns.

Customer: Little flowers? If it's not too much trouble.

Yan ties another long red ribbon around a bamboo basket.

Customer: My sister loves red ribbon.

The Master holds a drawing of an elaborate dragon assembled from buns.

Customer: And my uncle sketched something. He's very excited. Master: Of course he did.

The Egg sits in its tray, a faint grand diagram hovering above its intact shell.

Egg: One wedding—an entire city of customers.

Yan flings out an arm in expansive confidence. The Master holds a ribbon-bound basket.

Master: Yan. Yan: Relax. It's a tiny change.

An immense ornamental dough dragon towers into the bakery rafters. Yan stands on a stool, reaching up. The Master braces its bamboo supports.

Master: It has a load-bearing eyebrow.

Yan unrolls a sheet that stretches absurdly far across the counter.

Master: Did you tell them what the extra work costs?

Her enormous strained grin freezes, one eye twitching.

Yan: I said, “Don't worry about it.” Oh, f*ck.

The dough dragon pitches sideways. The Master catches its head while Yan grabs at the collapsing body. Flour and ribbons fly.

Yan: HOLD ITS ASS! Master: WHICH END?! Egg: ...well, now it all looks like ass.

Yan sits with her empty hands open. The Master has dough on his shoulder. The collapsed dragon rests behind them.

Close on Yan, looking down at the hands that promised everything.

Yan: People usually just want the cheap buns. Yan: For once, they asked for something special.

The Master peels dough from his sleeve with extraordinary dignity.

Master: The cheap buns got you the wedding.

A tray of ordinary crescent buns and the elaborate broken dragon lie beside the same blank order slip.

Yan: They just need everyone fed before the lanterns go up.

The Master points to the edible buns beside the extravagant broken head and a small scatter of coins.

Master: Can you still do that?

Yan raises an open palm to the grey-sleeved customer and faces the conversation directly.

Yan: I said yes too fast. That's on me. Customer: Can you still feed everyone?

Yan holds up an ordinary empty basket, explaining what she can finish.

Yan: Same price. Buns and ribbon, on time. The dragon stays here.

Relief softens Yan's face as she lays down a short blank order slip.

Customer: Buns and ribbon are plenty. My uncle isn't paying.

Yan and the customer hold opposite ends of the same short slip. A basket of crescent buns waits beside them.

Yan: No dragon. The extra flour's on me.

Yan packs crescent buns. A tall young adult in an indigo shirt carries baskets. The Master unwinds the spare ribbon.

Yan: Bo! Two baskets. And yes, I can pay tonight.

Bo lifts an eyebrow over a basket, waiting for Yan's answer.

Bo: Baskets only. I'm not qualified for dragons.

The customer takes the finished basket of crescent buns with a simple ribbon and pays the balance.

Yan: Neither was I.

The Master sits with the huge dough dragon head in his lap. The Egg keeps him company.

Egg: Behold. The Golden Dragon Slayer.

Close on the Master's unimpressed expression above his ridiculous dough trophy.

Master: One word outside this bakery and you're breakfast.

Yan and Bo exchange a wooden spoon across the counter in the cool evening light.

Yan: Come back tomorrow. I'll teach you buns. Bo: Paid? Yan: Paid.

Yan pinches a crescent bun beside Bo's hands. The Egg sits on the counter.

The intact Egg watches the wooden spoon from its tray, without any hands of its own.

Egg: Excellent. I'm management now.

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