ZERO CUT

SIDE ROAD 01

The Richest
Broke Baker

Business is booming. That appears to be the problem.

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Cultivation comedy · mildly censored language

Flour-dusted hands pinch a generous crescent bun closed.

Yan spreads her arms in exhausted triumph over empty trays.

Yan: Sold. F*cking. Out.

Yan opens the wooden cash drawer. It is empty.

Her victory grin collapses into a spectacularly unimpressed stare.

Yan: Then where's my money?

The Master sets the Egg's cloth-lined tray beside Yan's empty cash box.

Master: Congratulations, Yan. Yan: Don't say it like that.

The intact black Egg sits beside the empty drawer, its gold lines quiet.

Egg: Can success be haunted?

Yan glares across the counter, too tired to pretend this is fine.

Yan: The banquet owes me a fortune. They pay after the festival.

Her banquet earnings gleam behind glass overhead. Her hand cannot reach them. Bills begin to arrive.

Egg: So why aren't we celebrating? Yan: Because flour is due NOW.

A folded invoice crane taps its beak inside the empty cash drawer.

Paper cranes perch on Yan's head and arms while she props up her face.

Yan: I signed. I was busy feeling chosen. Egg: I have a plan.

The faceless Egg erupts in an absurdly grand jade cultivation aura.

Egg: If they owe you—it's yours. Egg: Sell twice as much.

Yan attacks a mountain of dough with desperate renewed energy.

She tips an empty flour sack. A pathetic last puff falls into the bowl.

More money glitters overhead. More invoice cranes crowd the still-empty cash box. Yan slumps over the bowl.

Yan: I'm twice as f*cked.

The Egg sits among a crowd of paper cranes. Its grand aura has disappeared.

Egg: I may have skipped a step.

The Master sits at Yan's level and listens. She looks down at her own hands.

Yan: Everybody says I'm killing it. Master: Your buns aren't the problem.

Flour, charcoal and an empty saucer sit beside a bun. Their fingers pause over the empty place.

Master: Flour. Fuel. Where are you? Yan: Oh. I don't charge for me.

Close on the Master's weathered face and silver forelock as he answers quietly.

Master: Your cheapest supplier is you.

Yan grips the counter and glances toward the door, rehearsing a difficult request.

Yan: If I ask for money first, they might leave.

The Master lets the uncomfortable answer hang between them.

Master: They might. Master: And if they stay?

Her hands tighten around the counter when another order arrives.

Customer: Another batch, Yan. Bigger.

Yan stands straight and raises an open palm to the grey-sleeved customer at the edge of the frame.

Yan: Smaller. Yan: Ingredients paid now. The rest on pickup.

The blank order waits between them. Yan keeps her hand still.

Coins pass directly from the customer's grey sleeve into Yan's flour-dusted palm.

Customer: Half works. And I can pay now.

Morning light warms the bakery. Yan finally eats a bun. The Master and Egg keep her company.

A single invoice crane still waits beside the closed cash box.

Egg: That little sh*t survived. Yan: That's rent.

Yan's eyes close around an honest smile as she takes a bite.

Yan: Tomorrow's flour is covered.

Yan slides a blank bill toward the Egg. A crescent bun waits on a dish.

Egg: Another for my associate. On my tab. Yan: You can work it off.

Close on the stubbornly handless Egg in its cloth-lined tray.

Egg: I don't have hands.

Yan raises an eyebrow and points at her own flour-covered hands.

Yan: Funny. Yan: You had plenty of ideas for mine.

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